Last Week This Week (copiously illustrated!)

Here are links to the September 27th edition of the Mannlicher Carcano Radio Hour: Hour 1 and Hour 2. At least I think they're the 27th. Porter said "last week's show" so I'm assuming. Perhaps this diagram will help.

1. Abasiophilia: attraction to leg braces or other orthopedic appliances
2. Harpaxophilia: sexual excitement from being a robbery victim might prevent a robbery.
3. Vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten whole
4. Hobophilia: sexual fantasies about hobos
5. Tripsolagnia: arousal from having your hair shampooed by someone else
6. Axillism: desire to have sex in the armpit
7. Symphorophilia: sexual arousal from witnessing accidents
8. Agalmatophilia: sexual attractions to mannequins or statues
9. Chelonaphilia: you like turtles
10. Apotemnophilia: arousal from the idea of amputating a healthy limb
11. Formicophilia: desire to have insects crawl on genitalia